A page for all the funny things people say during sessions.

Torstein: "You three make out…"
*The group erupts into laughter*

Player 1: We enter a swine?
GM: No, it's a shrine.
Player 2: Entering a swine is always entertaining.

Sigurd: You know what this cavern looks like.
Henrik: Your mother.
Sander: Huge and cavernous?
Jonas: No, cavernous and moist.

Taken out of context:
Ragnar: No, you touch them after they're killed.

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